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A man was frozen for a thousand years.
He met a girl who only had one eye,
Along with a robot who loved his beer,
And this man's name, it was Philip J. Fry.
He went on voyages through outer space,
An intergalactic deliv'ry boy,
With one-eyed Leela piloting the space
Ship through the universe's pitch-black void.
The robot, Bender, did no real work--
He sat around and watched TV all day.
That lazy robot was a total jerk,
But ev'rybody loved him anyway.
Futurama ended a while ago,
But I know I will always miss that show.
He met a girl who only had one eye,
Along with a robot who loved his beer,
And this man's name, it was Philip J. Fry.
He went on voyages through outer space,
An intergalactic deliv'ry boy,
With one-eyed Leela piloting the space
Ship through the universe's pitch-black void.
The robot, Bender, did no real work--
He sat around and watched TV all day.
That lazy robot was a total jerk,
But ev'rybody loved him anyway.
Futurama ended a while ago,
But I know I will always miss that show.
Literature
Ways to annoy Futurama haters
1. Whenever an episode or movie is on, remind them so every five minutes.
2. When you drive somewhere, search the dashboard. When they ask what you're doing, say you're looking for the hover button.
3. Try to squeeze yourself in the freezer and tell them you want to go to the future.
4. Put a plushie brain slug on your head and speak in a monotone.
5. Run up to random redhaired men on the street and scream "Fry! I always knew you were real!"
6. Talk to your washing machine and insist it's a robot.
7. Dress in a red jacket with a white shirt and blue jeans and act like it's the height of fashion
8. Ask for directions to the Central Bure
Literature
The 4chan Song
Came back to my home
I had to do me some work
Got on my computer
and decided to lurk
Chorus:
Come on now
LURK MOAR
Come on and
LURK MOAR
Come on babe
LURK MOAR
Come on and
LURK MOAR
Rick Astley's got his show
Going all up in here
With Halo, he's a cool guy
That just doesn't has fear
Wilfred Brimley got his
Diabeetus face on
With Portals popping everywhere
Now that physics is gone
Chorus
*quickly*
DESU DESU DESU DESU
DESU DESU DESU DESU
DESU DESU DESU DESU
4CHAN 4CHAN
DESU DESU DESU DESU
DESU DESU DESU DESU
DESU DESU DESU DESU
4CHAN 4CHAN
DESU DESU DESU DESU
DESU DESU DESU DESU
DESU DESU DESU DESU
SLASH B, SLA
Literature
10 ways to annoy Bender
10 ways to annoy Bender B. Rodriguez
1. Take his banjo and smash it
2. Whenever he tries to say "Bender is great", interrupt him by saying "Nope" and laughing loudly
3. Blackmail him
4. Tell Fry who's really been posting those naked pictures of him on the Internet
5. Steal the contents of his locker
6. Tell him his cooking sucks
7. Say "Bender sucks" repeatedly
8. After he says "Bite my shiny metal ass", really bite his ass
9. Steal the bags of Fry's blood he keeps in his chest compartment, then sell it back to him at a very high cost
10. Call the cops on him
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A Shakespearean sonnet...about Futurama.
I have problems.
I have problems.
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Futurama came back didn't it?